Monday, June 13, 2011
Homemaker Test, Question 1
You do not have a croissant for a snack this afternoon because:
a) they are fattening,
b) they are older than your TV and should be thrown out, only not too hard or they could kill
c) you have lost your mind and refuse to eat carbs, or
d) you just vacuumed the entire house and you're afraid to drop crumbs on the floor.
If you answered D, you could be a homemaker. Further testing may be required to confirm this diagnosis.